Da-Dinictus's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[@@teh strongest link@@]

Don't you just love them fucking Clocks?

Thou art the weakest link. ZAP! Goodbye.
And that soundsample at the end still r0x. Where can I get it?
Puh-lease?

ClownClock responds:

hmm... et es teh suodn uesd in everie ph33r moive! i dunno wehre to fidn et, i jsut stoel it fruhm eh moive wiht teh 1337 swf decompiler...

[Digicard: Valentine's Day]

A reminder... for a loved one...

Very nice indeed. Touchy, and loving.
I'm going to put this on my harddrive, and send it the next Valentine's Day to my secret love then.
*Self sighs...*
Very touchy... Excuse me...

[Monster Fighting Kid]

Leave them.... Leave them...

Yes, the subtitles aren't really needed, IMO...
But I like the style, mixing between Worms and Ray Man.
Ugh. I hate that guy's voice... Goddamn heroes.

DocMonster responds:

You think THAT voice is annoying? You should check out my other toon, BUCKY WILD - BOY IN PERIL! Bucky's voice is SO annoying I want to throttle 'im ... and that's exactly the way I wanted it. Thank you very much for the great ratings!

[MISTARY MAN STEILS CADNY1]

Me thinkst he hates the guy...

Right. No story whatsoever. I like it.
Pointless, totally depraved and drop dead funny are THE ways to summarize this one.
Nice one, BaconBurger!

[Dragon Slayer- ALMOST!]

I remember...

Yeah, it's coming. Grab your sword and slice some Ratmen, Mesh's in tha house!
Can't wait for some dragons to slay. Harhar.
One question though:
Is this all a FLASH!, seeing as everything is 3D, or a movie to a link so we can download the game?

[Snozzwangs Manic Creation]

Porn?

Either the other two writers of the previous reviews never saw naked females of the human race, or they jack off to every FLASH! movie on NG...
Some mysteries remain unsolved... Anywho...
I like this one. Kind of a story, some scenes were good for a laugh or two... Not bad!
But... ehrm... ditch the Mousey-ears. I hate Fantasia spin-offs. Really. Ditch 'em.

[Hampster Dance World Tour]

Alt-F4! Alt-F4!

Riiiiight. As if we don't know what Alt-F4 does... Some people don't? Damn. Let's not spoil the fun then...
Anysho, it is big. I read in an earlier review you might gonna change this, and I hope it'll be pretty soon, 'cause I don't think this puppy's gonna stay that long alive...
Then again... That sun, the hamsters, the remix of the song... Sheer memories... It's worth it.
Worth a smile. And a 4. For votes.
...
WTF COTTON EYE JOE? (yes, I write this while watching) Make that a 5! ^_^

MPLA responds:

Yes, Da_Dinictus, I'll try to change the size but i can't find a good way doing it. Thanks anyway!

[The Kwik Flip show!]

Yup. Not for serious people...

It makes no fucking sense. Yer right. And the voices! NOOOOO!
However! There was pussy. I'm happy. ^_^
.
Care me to call George Lucas and tell him how horribly you raped the voices of Luke, Palpatine and Yoda, and using the StarWars emblema WITHOUT the [tm]-symbol?
j/k. This is good for a quick laugh.

Joxa responds:

yeh. I do all my own voices hope u liked them!

[Xbox Standards]

Ya gotta hand it to him, he's got style

Fuck... So true. So true... Though I doubt the Xbox ever witnessed a crash of any kind at all.
Still, the joke caught on, and I gave a hearty laugh. I see you're a fan of Nintendo.
Then again, who isn't.
This Clock has potential. Anyone?

[MOO?]

Sick... Demented...

Stated as above. However, more the reason to like it.
Nuff said. Watch it.