Da-Dinictus's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Meet QuarterMelonClock!!1]

Welcome aboard, Clock!

Nice introduction. Needed some sounds though.
Welcome to NG, fellow Clock.

[Pimp's Quest]

Scrumpa-licious Pimping!

A great example of FLASH! at its best!
Nice story, great voices...
Only thing now is how to get past the cop without getting busted :P

[Classic Mario]

Nostalgia.

Beautifull. Great sounds, a good feel.
And I like the extra shroom added. Hehe.
Great job.
Now, add some more levels. And work on the choppiness.

[Nazi Assault(old version)]

Jason's potential arising...

Nice. Good music, sounds...
You should add a bit more work to the Germans, as I had serious doubts wether these figures were human at all, but it's a good shot (pun-pun!).
Now, for the real work...

[Boy Buffet!: MarioTest]

Potential indeed...

You know, this could prove to become a swell game indeed...
Make a parody on the scandals involving priests and little boys (a bit more than just the kids as health powerups ^_^) and a bit of an authentic feel instead of Super Mario 2, and we've got a winner.
And sound. Music. Maybe a little bit more variety.
One way or the other, a good try.

[The New Bonzi Buddy]

I hate that monkey. Thank you.

I got to kill the mangy bastard! YES!
Better than some other monkey-buddy thing, in which this purple schmuck was looking for a dildo, this only lacked a better voice for the little bastard.
w00t!
One Mew up!

Kamony responds:

thnx you

[Damnation: DooM Game e1m1]

Doom. Revised. And it's hella good.

The first level of Doom 1. You know it.
Packed with good flavor txt, good action, and detail that would make the first Doom shrink into non-existence, this is quite a threat.
Good work Eitan!

[Monkey Diving]

Monkey Corpes

Hate monkeys? Need relief? Then this is the game for YOU!
Otherwise, if you're looking for a good, well endowed game, this might be fun for a while.
Maybe add some more monkeys in it? More horrifying deaths? Blood?

[Space Invaders-Flash con.]

It has come back....

The old arcade Space Invaders in it's original, simplistic form. I love it.
The sounds are true pieces of nostalgia, as is the gameplay, and the only colours used are red, white, and green, just like in the arcade game we know and love!
The game is pretty easy, all of us might know that. So if you're looking for innovative, hardcore, super-GFX'ed gameplay, get outta here. Want nostalgia in it's purest form? This game's for you.

[Anoying Fat People]

You can't do nuttin'

I see you dislike the fat and the furious... Not that I mind...
But to be honest, if yer compressing sounds, you suck.
Check it! The recording's volume was way too low, yet the sounds of the guns were way too loud.
Check yer volume. It explained my score.
And basically, this one's on the verge of death when I reviewed it... BLAM.