Da-Dinictus's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario Smash]

omfg - LOL

In the words of the Koopas, they were right.
I always found that strange too, Mario and Luigi breaking through GOLD blocks...
What next? The brothers on Yoshis and doing something (enhanced jumping - winkwink)? Bah, we'll see. Goody.

[Lines Two]

Very melodramatic - it's one to stay!

I was confused what to think of it... but I guess I can only say I like it.
Very scenic, good music, almost touching, inviting us to discuss common philosofy...
Good job.

[Dormatron]

Yay! KNOTSBERRY!

Heh. Just what I needed. A bit of Clocky humour to keep my day well.
And of course 'THE EDN'-sound... I'm happy. Somebody shoot this Clock.
*Dinictus-Clock waves his hands spastically.*

[Beans for Lunch]

Yup. It's a keeper alright.

Welcome aboard. I guess most said it - you need to work on the framerate.
Also, try to get a b it more sounds then just from Flashkit.com, it really can spice it up more.
Lastly, when using violence, do not hold back on the giblets and the cats-up, hehehe...

Enjoy NG. And keep FLASH!ing.

[Banana Crak]

Auto Replay and monkeys, oh my...

...Zilch.
For using auto-replay.
Not like people'll miss crappy monkeys on birds and bananas...

MPM responds:

What a great thing for you to say Mr. NO MOVIES

[Luigi's Frustration]

Thwomped...

Heh. No Mario. I like that.

It was cool while it lasted... just need to work on that audio a bit, and maybe drop the continues; a few seconds would be enough... But real good work.
Love to see more.

MetalMaverick responds:

True, it could have been longer, but I always have trouble with that when I've got another animation that I want to start up. Hope you like Metal Gear Solid!

[Invader Jilm]

It's Clocky...

Clocky... But I've seen better.

First of all - annoyance. We Clocks can do better, aight?
Second - Graphics. The lines in Frogbag are too thick. The explosion too pixel-y.
Thirdly ... Why the MILK?!

[Happy friday the 13th]

Dum-dum-duuuuum!!!

It's saturday. FREAK!
Nice artwork though...

[alien hominid at my house]

This can be BLAMmed... Right?

*sobs* I can't believe crap like this can get such high scores.
I just hope it'll come back...
It had potential, the idea, but the exectution of it all brought it down, mate.
Next time, don't do it when sick. Heal. And renew.
BLAM this, my children!!!

[EverQuest or EverSex?]

Whoa fuck...

Okay, you actually bothered on the 'graphic seems n00d... SO IT'S H-CORE PORN!!! GG!'-bit...
I tell ya, you sucked.
THAT was sheer bullshit. Come on! There has to be something usefull you can do with FLASH! for crying out loud!
...
Kudoz on the pumas though... I liked the roar.
...
BAD! BAD! GIVING KUDOZ TO A BAD FLASH! XD

TooCrooked responds:

Don't talk about useful. When we get down to it, your rating of my movie is a worse waste of time than this movie.

However, glad to hear that even though you didn't like it all, you found SOMETHING you liked.

As for what you didn't like, you just didn't grasp the "no-so-subtle" humor. Thats ok. Can't win 'em all!